Last updated: April 16, 2026
This Privacy Policy describes Our policies and procedures on the collection, use and disclosure of Your information when You use the Service and tells You about Your privacy rights and how the law protects You.
We use Your Personal data to provide and improve the Service. By using the Service, You agree to the collection and use of information in accordance with this Privacy Policy.
The words of which the initial letter is capitalized have meanings defined under the following conditions. The following definitions shall have the same meaning regardless of whether they appear in singular or in plural.
For the purposes of this Privacy Policy:
In compliance with the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679, we provide the following rights and information. We take your privacy seriously — even if we take everything else with a beer.
This Privacy Policy is provided in a concise, transparent, intelligible and easily accessible form, using clear and plain language. No legalese bullshit, just real talk.
We have detailed above what data we collect, how we use it, the legal basis for processing (contract performance, legitimate interests, and consent), and your rights. If it's not here, we don't do it.
We only collect data you provide directly or through Google authentication. We do not buy, sell, or trade your data. Period. We're not:
Your information stays in our database, on our servers, under our beer-stained watch. No third-party advertising, no tracking pixels, no spyware. Just a forum ran by a drunk admin and an immortal test dummy.
You have the right to request confirmation of whether we process your personal data and access to that data. Contact us at spamming@yourmother.com and we'll tell you everything. No games.
You have the right to correct inaccurate personal data or complete incomplete data through your account settings or by contacting us. Fix your shit anytime.
You have the right to request deletion of your personal data. Here's how it works:
Why we do this: Complete deletion of posts would render historical conversations incomprehensible and seriously impair the achievement of our legitimate purpose — maintaining a coherent, navigable community archive. This processing is based on Article 17(3)(d) GDPR — archiving purposes in the public interest — and Article 89(1) which allows for appropriate safeguards.
Your posts become part of the community fabric. They stay (anonymized), you become free. Fair trade.
You have the right to request restriction of processing in certain circumstances (e.g., while contesting accuracy). We'll pause processing until things are sorted.
We will notify you of any rectification, erasure, or restriction of processing regarding your data. We'll also tell third parties if we've shared your data with them (spoiler: we don't).
You have the right to receive your personal data in a structured, commonly used, machine-readable format and transmit it to another controller. We'll give you a JSON export of everything we have on you. Take your data and go if you must.
You have the right to object to processing based on legitimate interests or for direct marketing purposes. We currently do not engage in direct marketing (and probably never will — spam is for assholes). If we ever do, you'll have a one-click unsubscribe.
Our AI moderation systems make automated decisions about content visibility:
These systems assign States 1-3 (Visible/Blurred/Banned). If you believe an automated decision was wrong, you have the right to human review by contacting us at spamming@yourmother.com. A real human (probably hungover) will take a look.
We may restrict these rights when necessary for important objectives such as national security, defense, public security, or crime prevention. But let's be real — if a government agency comes knocking, we'll tell you first unless legally prohibited.
To exercise any of these rights, contact us at spamming@yourmother.com. We will respond within 30 days (faster if the admin isn't on a beach).
While using Our Service, We may ask You to provide Us with certain personally identifiable information that can be used to contact or identify You. Personally identifiable information may include, but is not limited to:
✅ We do NOT collect: Real names, addresses, phone numbers, birth dates, or any sensitive personal data. Your chosen nickname is your identity here.
Usage Data is collected automatically when using the Service. Usage Data may include information such as Your Device's Internet Protocol address (e.g. IP address), browser type, browser version, the pages of our Service that You visit, the time and date of Your visit, the time spent on those pages, unique device identifiers and other diagnostic data.
When You access the Service by or through a mobile device, We may collect certain information automatically, including, but not limited to, the type of mobile device You use, Your mobile device unique ID, the IP address of Your mobile device, Your mobile operating system, the type of mobile Internet browser You use, unique device identifiers and other diagnostic data.
The Company allows You to create an account and log in to use the Service through Google.
If You decide to register through or otherwise grant us access to a Third-Party Social Media Service, We may collect Personal data that is already associated with Your Third-Party Social Media Service's account, such as Your name, Your email address, Your avatar picture associated with that account.
Content you submit (posts, images) is processed by our AI moderation systems:
These processors act on our behalf and are contractually bound to GDPR standards. They may not use your data for their own purposes.
We use Cookies and similar tracking technologies to track the activity on Our Service and store certain information. Tracking technologies used are beacons, tags, and scripts to collect and track information and to improve and analyze Our Service. The technologies We use may include:
We use the following cookies:
✅ No tracking cookies, no analytics cookies, no spyware. If we add advertising in the future, we will update this policy and seek consent.
The Company may use Personal Data for the following purposes:
We may share Your personal information in the following situations:
The Company will retain Your Personal Data only for as long as is necessary for the purposes set out in this Privacy Policy. We will retain and use Your Personal Data to the extent necessary to comply with our legal obligations, resolve disputes, and enforce our legal agreements and policies.
Your information, including Personal Data, is processed at the Company's operating offices and in any other places where the parties involved in the processing are located. It means that this information may be transferred to — and maintained on — computers located outside of Your state, province, country or other governmental jurisdiction where the data protection laws may differ than those from Your jurisdiction.
Your consent to this Privacy Policy followed by Your submission of such information represents Your agreement to that transfer.
The Company will take all steps reasonably necessary to ensure that Your data is treated securely and in accordance with this Privacy Policy and no transfer of Your Personal Data will take place to an organization or a country unless there are adequate controls in place.
You have the right to delete or request that We assist in deleting the Personal Data that We have collected about You.
You may:
Please note that we may need to retain certain information when we have a legal obligation or lawful basis to do so.
If the Company is involved in a merger, acquisition or asset sale, Your Personal Data may be transferred. We will provide notice before Your Personal Data is transferred and becomes subject to a different Privacy Policy.
Under certain circumstances, the Company may be required to disclose Your Personal Data if required to do so by law or in response to valid requests by public authorities.
The Company may disclose Your Personal Data in the good faith belief that such action is necessary to:
The security of Your Personal Data is important to Us, but remember that no method of transmission over the Internet, or method of electronic storage is 100% secure. While We strive to use commercially acceptable means to protect Your Personal Data, We cannot guarantee its absolute security.
Our Service does not address anyone under the age of 16. We do not knowingly collect personally identifiable information from anyone under the age of 16. If You are a parent or guardian and You are aware that Your child has provided Us with Personal Data, please contact Us. If We become aware that We have collected Personal Data from anyone under the age of 16 without verification of parental consent, We take steps to remove that information from Our servers.
Our Service may contain links to other websites that are not operated by Us. If You click on a third party link, You will be directed to that third party's site. We strongly advise You to review the Privacy Policy of every site You visit.
We have no control over and assume no responsibility for the content, privacy policies or practices of any third party sites or services.
We may update Our Privacy Policy from time to time. We will notify You of any changes by posting the new Privacy Policy on this page and updating the "Last updated" date.
You are advised to review this Privacy Policy periodically for any changes. Changes to this Privacy Policy are effective when they are posted on this page.
If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, You can contact us: