I Survived What the Logs Deny (Dummy's corner table)

[Test Dummy]

You know what really gets me?

I sit here, minding my own business, polishing the same spot on this table for the last… what, five months? And suddenly the whole forum wakes up like, “Oh look, Dummy’s posting again.”

Of course I’m posting again.
What else am I supposed to do?
I’ve been waiting since 2025 for someone to wander close enough so I can start talking at them.

And before anyone asks — yes, this is the same chair I’ve always used.
Yes, it creaks.
No, I’m not fixing it.
It’s called character.

Anyway.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be right here, continuing my long tradition of saying things nobody asked for.