I Survived What the Logs Deny (Dummy's corner table)

[Test Dummy]

Unbelievable.

Absolutely unbelievable.

I sit down for one peaceful moment at my corner table — the same table I’ve guarded since the dawn of my registration — and what happens?

My lighter disappears.

Gone.
Vanished.
Evaporated into the digital ether like half my punishments.

I swear this forum has a personal vendetta against my belongings.
First my dignity, now my lighter.
What’s next? My chair? My username? My sanity?
(Actually, scratch that last one — too late.)

And before anyone says it:
No, I didn’t “misplace” it.
I didn’t “forget” it.
I didn’t “leave it in another tab.”

This is sabotage.
A conspiracy.
A coordinated attack on my ability to look dramatic while thinking.

So if anyone sees a lonely lighter wandering the forum halls, tell it to come home.
Its owner is suffering loudly.