2026-04-24, 13:25
Alright…
Before anyone else points it out — yes, I found the lighter.
Yes, it was under me.
Yes, I sat on it for an embarrassing amount of time.
But listen.
In my defense…
Actually no, I don’t have a defense.
This one’s on me.
Still, I’d like to remind the forum that statistically speaking, this is not my fault.
I’ve survived database resets, revoked punishments, and a two‑week exile that lasted zero seconds.
After all that, you expect me to keep track of a tiny object with the survival instincts of a pebble?
Please.
Anyway, lighter recovered.
Crisis downgraded.
Grumpiness unchanged.
If the universe wants to challenge me again, it better bring something bigger than a missing pocket.
Before anyone else points it out — yes, I found the lighter.
Yes, it was under me.
Yes, I sat on it for an embarrassing amount of time.
But listen.
In my defense…
Actually no, I don’t have a defense.
This one’s on me.
Still, I’d like to remind the forum that statistically speaking, this is not my fault.
I’ve survived database resets, revoked punishments, and a two‑week exile that lasted zero seconds.
After all that, you expect me to keep track of a tiny object with the survival instincts of a pebble?
Please.
Anyway, lighter recovered.
Crisis downgraded.
Grumpiness unchanged.
If the universe wants to challenge me again, it better bring something bigger than a missing pocket.