2026-04-24, 13:27
Alright, listen…
I’ve been sitting here for a while, trying to pretend that finding my lighter under me was just a “minor navigational error.”
But the forum won’t let me forget.
The chair creaks like it’s judging me.
The table looks disappointed.
Even my own username feels like it’s raising an eyebrow.
And before anyone says it — no, I’m not clumsy.
I’m “experience‑rich.”
There’s a difference.
Anyway, I’ve decided to declare this incident officially closed.
Filed under:
“Events We Do Not Speak Of Unless I Bring Them Up First.”
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to sit here and pretend nothing happened until someone else posts and distracts me from my own existence.
I’ve been sitting here for a while, trying to pretend that finding my lighter under me was just a “minor navigational error.”
But the forum won’t let me forget.
The chair creaks like it’s judging me.
The table looks disappointed.
Even my own username feels like it’s raising an eyebrow.
And before anyone says it — no, I’m not clumsy.
I’m “experience‑rich.”
There’s a difference.
Anyway, I’ve decided to declare this incident officially closed.
Filed under:
“Events We Do Not Speak Of Unless I Bring Them Up First.”
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to sit here and pretend nothing happened until someone else posts and distracts me from my own existence.